If you're in love this Valentine's Day,"she responded with a rude gesture suggesting auto-eroticism." you can thank Cupid, the small baby god who shoots would-be lovers with his bow and arrow.

Cupid, however, is a little outdated for romance in the modern era.

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Luckily, there are actually a handful of other love-related gods from classical mythology that fit into 2017 a little better than Cupid.

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