Spoiler alert: Kurt Russell is GloriousStar-Lord's dad -- and his hair is glorious.
The third (and by far biggest) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2trailer has landed, and it is stuffed with all kinds of new goodies because, guess what? The sequel -- and with it, the summer blockbuster season -- arrives in just over two months.
SEE ALSO: Inside the murderous sibling rivalry of 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2'We'll get to all of what's new here in a minute, but first, have another look at this baby, which Chris Pratt debuted Tuesday night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!:
All right, you ready?
Let's dive in.
Star-Lord's classic Mattel handheld football game
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable With a few modifications that he made himself.
The greatest mobile game ever created has been repurposed, and it's tracking that insane space-monster we've been seeing for a few trailers now.
Speaking of that monster, we are now finally seeing it in full 360-degree view as it's coming in for a fight:
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable That's intense.
The Sovereign have ships -- and lots of them
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable The Sovereign, as we know, are a superior race that has hired the Guardians to take care of that very monster, which has been ravaging their super-batteries. In the process, Rocket steals one of those batteries -- so they come after them.
In force, apparently:
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable What a bunch of conceited douchebags.
Rocket's new dart weapon
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable We've been seeing Ravagers being blown into the sky since the first trailers.
But now we know by why: Rocket, who starts out as a captive (but never stays that way for long) has discharged a packet of tiny darts that hit his enemies individually, then blow them sky-high as a group.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Someone is clearly delighted with his creation:
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable There will be dancing/pelvic sorcery
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Maybe this is a dream-sequence, but then weren't all the dances in La La Landdream sequences, too?
Point is, there is some Gamora-on-Star-Lord romance going on in this sequel, lest there be any doubt.
SEE ALSO: Mysterious 'Guardians of the Galaxy' newcomer Mantis hits everyone in the feelsBut just when you thought things were heating up -- Gamora is firing on ... The Milano? We've seen Gamora shooting that enormous shoulder-mounted weapon in previous trailers, but she seems to be using it to utterly deconstruct the Milano -- Star Lord's ship!
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable The koo-koo planetary landscapes are real
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Mashablewas there with a group of journalists who saw concept art like this during a visit to the Atlanta set last year, but it seemed almost too bananas to be true.
Clearly, it's true.
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They're borrowing that "we're family" thing from Fast & Furious
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Yeah, well. It can't all be original. And anyway, Vin Diesel is in it, so they get a pass.
And who can deny family.
HEY SPEAKING OF FAMILY ...
... KURT RUSSELL IS STAR-LORD'S FATHER WHAAAAT
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable OK, OK, I get it. Worst-kept secret in all of Guardians of the Galaxyhistory, all-time.
But hey, it's still pretty cool to see Russell say it out loud, with all that glorious hair.
Oh! And there was also a new poster.
And it is also glorious:
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2comes out May 5.
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